Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]… — Madea Copy Share Image
Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh...… — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear… — Madea Copy Share Image
Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is… — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable… — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here. — Madea Copy Share Image
Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no! — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I… — Madea Copy Share Image
Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do.… — Madea Copy Share Image
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today? — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm… — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share Image
My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (; — Madea Copy Share Image
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share Image
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share Image
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