Funny Quote by Madea

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:…

— Madea

“Jina Matthews, who worked at the cubicle directly beside Carlin’s, wasn’t having a good way, either. She was on her phone, her expression tense.…

— Linda Howard

“...You agreed we would be fearless together. I’m gonna need you to keep your promise,” Haley said a little loudly. Falon’s office door opened,…

— Robin Alexander

“If I find out you laid a hand on my daughter--" "What?" said Gabriel. "You'll stand here and bitch about it?" "Stop it!" cried…

— Brigid Kemmerer

“I got into the car, forcing back a gag as the closed interior made the stench worse. Maximus quickly sped us away. After a…

— Jeanine Frost

“Nate jumped up and down, voice cracking as he talked. "It worked! It worked! My Taser worked! Ha! Oh yeah, oh yeah! I can't…

— Stefan Petrucha

Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is your bowels.…

— Madea

“I don’t like seeing you hit.” “Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.” As soon as it…

— Tammy Blackwell

“She ran off singing One Direction like a screaming baby, 'n' I was like: 'OMG, REALLY?”

— Lauren Johnson

“Don't ever cancel my call again! I told you I would talk to you, you should have waited..." Shit. Shit. Shit. "Mr. Edge, it…

— Mercy Cortez (LiveForeverAnon

“{Calli} "I,uh... can you stop popping your pecs for thirty seconds and let me focus?" {Travis} Busted. "Want me to turn around?" {Calli} "As…

— Karla Doyle

“Amanda bit her lip. "You're not... trying to be funny or something, are you?" "I'm not trying to be anything!" I said. "All right,…

— Lauren Myracle