If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“I like dull.” I fastened my seatbelt. “Life just didn’t get the memo.” — Hailey Edwards Copy Share Image
“I could feel myself peeking over at him. He was like a seatbelt for my soul.” — Kimberly Sabatini Copy Share Image
Even in the limo, I buckle my seatbelt. I got that seatbelt on before the car moves. — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“I need a seatbelt on an airplane like a hole in the head,” thought Jane, as she smiled back.” — Chris Nicolaisen Copy Share Image
Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
Using a condom Is like wearing your seatbelt. You don't wear it for traffic cops but for your own good. — Thulani Dube Copy Share Image
“a picked-clean skeleton sitting there in one of ‘em with its seatbelt still on like it might crank the engine” — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
Years ago, people didn't wear seatbelts. Now, most people wouldn't get in a car without putting a seatbelt on. — John F. Kelly Copy Share Image
“But this is much better than around the block! Yee-haw, baby! Hold onto your seatbelt, ‘cause we’re gonna fly!” — Milly Taiden Copy Share Image
“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of the equator. The way… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt, especially when I’m in the car.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Always strap in. As supernatural beings we're pretty much going to survive any crash, especially you, but the police are more likely… — Katie Reus Copy Share Image
“He huffed. I twisted to the left, leaned over him, and reached around his body. “What are you doing?” he asked, alarmed.… — Wynne Channing Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm… — Madea Copy Share Image
“It’s like when you’re flying in an airplane. Whenever severe turbulence comes along, the seatbelt keeps you from getting thrown around the… — Thích Nhất Hạnh Copy Share Image
“He opened the door for me with an impassive expression. Oh, but he couldn’t fool me. I knew very well that he… — Kate Evangelista Copy Share Image
I do a lot of work with policymakers, but how much effect am I having? It’s like they’re coming in and saying… — Rory Stewart Copy Share Image
“Since the days after car seats and booster seats I have harped and drilled and grilled my son about always wearing his… — Michelle Kunz Copy Share Image
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911! Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919! [turns around and starts hitting Nikki] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: . Put that seatbelt…” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/858/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-look-girl-i-m-done-t_3207510.jpg)
