Funny Quote by Madea

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place…

— Madea

“You grew up on a farm but you became a woman that doesn't belong here and right now, it fuckin' kills me to admit…

— Kristen Ashley

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here.

— Madea

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:…

— Madea

“asylum, I never knew if they thought locking me up would”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Oh, for fuck's sake, quit being pussies." Montana leaned against the doorframe, Coke in hand. "You hit me. I left. Billy got shot. You…

— Sean Michael

“That was the moment I realized that I had messed up. I'd left the lock picking kit on the floor in Hoffman’s room. Oh…

— Sandra Baublitz

“Keep sayin’ Joe, baby, you’re makin’ me hard.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Every closed door aint locked.”

— Elyse Singleton

“Travis watched me pull hair away from my face and then walked to the door, holding it open. ''I wouldn't let anything happen to…

— Jamie McGuire

“Door’s not locked,” Zerbrowski said. “You’re a cop. How can you leave your car unlocked?” I opened the door and stopped. The passenger seat…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call…

— Madea