Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“it must be hell when we kill something , we must be the worst way to die” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“When You Say You Are Going to Do Something, Shut the Hell Up and Do It.” — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
“Hell can’t hide you and heaven doesn’t want you, if I make it out of here alive, you’re dead.” — Turhan Halil Copy Share Image
“When I die I shall fall down dead on the spot. I’m not going to hang around in some hospital, rambling and unable to… — Mons Kallentoft Copy Share Image
“I've had so much time to think that my words have deserted. All that's left is the ache and frustration of being alive -… — Vikki Wakefield Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
