Funny Quote by Madea

The only time I catch you up at church is for a funeral.

— JCole

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

— Robert Harling

If I'm going to see my mom, I'm going to church!

— Antoine Fuqua

Obviously I don't really go to church any more - no time.

— Kimbra

I go to church as an expression of my need for God and for God's family.

— Philip Yancey

If you're not looking forward to church this morning perhaps it's time to look for a church.

— Andy Stanley

I prefer a church which is bruised, hurting and dirty because it has been out on the streets, rather than a church which is…

— Pope Francis

I want a big church wedding.

— Sienna Miller

If you're choosing theInternet over Church, Hell is your Place.

— Mickyville

Though neither of us has entered a church in years, I propose we leave work to spend six minutes getting ashes on our foreheads…

— Anonymous

I probably go to church two Sundays out of four.

— Mel Giedroyc

I want a state funeral with bells ringing across the land! Then I'd love the congregation to do the hokey cokey and for can-can…

— Toyah Willcox