Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911! Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919!… — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share Image
My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (; — Madea Copy Share Image
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share Image
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share Image
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911! Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919! [turns around and starts hitting Nikki] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: . Put that seatbelt…” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/858/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-look-girl-i-m-done-t_3207510.jpg)
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I'll be waiting for you at three o'clock! [Points at him]” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e6e/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-now-listen-up-boy-on_166331.jpg)
![“I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/857/madea-3628_quote_i-keeps-me-a-piece-of-steel-pulls-out-gu_205569.jpg)