Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her. Judge Ephriam: Really? [Looks over at Nikki] Judge Ephriam: Stand… — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd you go to the park? You need to be going to schoolhouse. Nikki: I'm not… — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share Image
My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (; — Madea Copy Share Image
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share Image
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share Image
![“Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her. Judge Ephriam: Really? [Looks over at Nikki] Judge Ephriam: Stand up Nikki. [Nikki stands up] Judge Ephriam: Mable Simmons…” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c6a/madea-3628_electric-chair_judge-ephriam-bryan-does-she-watch-your_512373.jpg)
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd you go to the park? You need to be going to schoolhouse. Nikki: I'm not smart. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Who told you that? Nikki: My last foster mother, she…” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/de6/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-madea-his-nikki-with_1092469.jpg)
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I'll be waiting for you at three o'clock! [Points at him]” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e6e/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-now-listen-up-boy-on_166331.jpg)
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