Funny Quote by Madea

Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is your bowels.…

— Madea

“Of course I began to see Nikki, which was strange because I was staring into Danny's eyes, and Danny is a six-foot-three black man…

— Matthew Quick

“Now get your Jimmy Choos on. You're going to party with your beau!" "Get your Jimmy Choos on, you mean," remarked Cassie under her…

— Gabriella Poole

Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do. Mable 'Madea'…

— Madea

“Now wait a second..." Kenneth butted in. "Yeah, we haven't asked you the questions yet," Brandon finished for Kenneth. "Yeah, like what are your…

— Crystal Rose

“Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your sister and…

— Simone Elkeles

“Gabe thinks I look sexy,' she announced when Jace stopped in front of them. 'And he totally said you'd fuck me in these shoes.'…

— Maya Banks

“She was glad he’d come along. When things crowded in on Nikki, she sometimes felt driven to react quickly, and not always in the…

— Ginny Baird

“Look at me." I stood in front of both of them. To Liz I said, “You and Davis are adorable together.” I moved to…

— Jennifer Echols

“Hawk, For the shoes. You need to find a replacement for my shifts. Gwen”

— Kristen Ashley

“Nick stands up and offers his hand to me. I have no idea what he wants, but what the hell, I take his hand…

— Rachel Cohn

“The question I should've been asking myself was, in ninety-nine years, how will I find another Forfeit who will survive the Feed? But the…

— Brodi Ashton