“Irony sort of reaches up and slaps you in the face sometimes, doesn’t it?” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Guys like Balotelli deserve lots of slaps rather than pats on the shoulder. — Paolo di Canio Copy Share Image
I drop bars on slaps that knock hard and I charge for this dick extra large. — Mac Dre Copy Share Image
This fame is a juggernaut: It slaps you in the face, and you don't know what you're doing. You don't know who… — Estelle Copy Share Image
...and when Karma slaps you in the face I wanna be there just incase it needs help — Ana Copy Share Image
See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
You know when bad things happen to me I just think to myself, boy I can't wait till karma slaps them in… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
If you want to touch me, Kendall, touch me. Don't hide behind those little girl slaps. — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, where I'm from, if someone open palms or slaps you or comes towards you to hit… — Joey Barton Copy Share Image
You need to have that killer instinct. It can't be taught. Where does it come from? A couple slaps. A couple things… — Riddick Bowe Copy Share Image
“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]… — Madea Copy Share Image
My mother moves so fast I do not even see it coming. But she slaps my face hard enough to make my… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
It's been said that members of Congress love receiving pats on the back weekdays in Washington, D.C., but they would benefit greatly… — Tim Walberg Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have wished my insults were slaps or lashes; I've wanted to hit people in the face and make them see,… — Evita Peron Copy Share Image
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I'll be waiting for you at three o'clock! [Points at him]” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e6e/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-now-listen-up-boy-on_166331.jpg)
