Judaism Quote by Martin Amis

“There is an old Jewish story, an ordinary Jewish joke. A father was teaching his little son to be less afraid and have more…

— Elinor Lipman

“If we do not laugh, we will cry. Crying will only make us hotter and sweatier. We Jews like to joke about death because…

— Jane Yolen

“You said I could be anything I wanted when I was older', I said. She smiled and said, 'And you can be. But it's…

— Sarah Winman

“When the elderly Jew climbed to his feet for the last time and continued on, he looked briefly back. He took a last sad…

— Markus Zusak

“He even pursued the story of a four-year-old girl who bragged that her father, a Jewish merchant of herculean physical stature, had thrown Winter…

— Helmut Walser Smith

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

— Henny Youngman

“People make plans and God laughs. —Jewish proverb Saturday,”

— Jane Healey

“humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way.”

— Ed Toolis

“Three men!” he yells, holding up three fingers. “An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew sit in a bar talking about how they pleasure…

— David Grossman

“once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well mannered. My…

— Christopher Moore

“It is a merciful provision my dears, for it takes three or four women to get each man into, through, and out of the…

— Louisa May Alcott

“Why, without a sense of humour, you are blind to so much in the world. To human nature. To the absurdity of so much…

— Steven Erikson