Barrels Quote by Elton John

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

— Charles Darwin

If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.

— Hank Williams

It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't…

— Christopher Hitchens

A drunk Lady is a man's responsibility, NOT a man's oppurtunity.

— Jeferson Bregano

Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomesa second time a child.

— Plato

Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child.

— Plato

A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man

— Shelagh Delaney

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“There is nothing more disgusting than being the oldest lady at the party”

— Lena Dunham

I'd Rather Be an Old Man's Sweetheart (Than a Young Man's Fool).

— Candi Staton

My old man is a man of few words.

— Scott Eastwood

There's nothing better than a woman who has aged wonderfully.

— Pat McGrath