Brandy Quote by Charles Darwin

“An American monkey, an Ateles, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus was wiser than many men.”

— Michael Kuhar

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

— Elton John

Man is always something worse or something better than an animal; and a mere argument from animal perfection never touches him at all. Thus,…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.

— Harry Hooton

It were better for a man to be subject to any vice than to drunkenness; for all other vanities and sins are recovered, but…

— Walter Raleigh

I wish my monkey was a drug dealer like in The Hangover Part II.

— Jeremy Limn

Thirst teaches all animals to drink, but drunkenness belongs only to man.

— Henry Fielding

I never turn down a drink. Among friends it’s always appropriate. A man is only a man as they say, but brandy is still…

— Anonymous

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted…

— Robert Benchley

"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack of patient…

— Robert Baden-Powell

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Ape chase the “after”, over life, for apes have alcohol in their vein.”

— Abhijit Naskar