“Do you ever feel that everything would be okay, if only you had an Irish accent?” — Graham Parke Accent Copy Share Image
“I wore an elaborate disguise that made me look like a caterer from a rivaling company.” — Graham Parke Business Copy Share Image
“what was it they called you? It’s on the tip of my tongue. It was something to do with cats and large… — Graham Parke Body fat Copy Share Image
“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Stir Frying Copy Share Image
“I knew I should’ve started stalking her first! Damn my not-so-devious brain. When would I learn that women don’t go for nice… — Graham Parke Nice guys Copy Share Image
“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.” — Graham Parke Broke Concentration Copy Share Image
“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,” — Graham Parke Gaming Copy Share Image
“At precisely 4:22 a.m. I awoke to the sound of hamsters being stir-fried in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Awoke Copy Share Image
“Gravity has a slightly stronger hold on me than it does on other people. I’m sure of it. It pulls on me… — Graham Parke Gravity Copy Share Image
“He politely introduced himself as Warren Baxter and told me he was about to turn in, he just had one more batch… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find… — Graham Parke Healthy relationship Copy Share Image
“he’s still dead, but he died this morning rather than last night.” She held up her hand with a small amount of… — Graham Parke Dead Copy Share Image
“In all these years, I’ve never seen you smile so often. Are you mentally ill?” — Graham Parke Mentally ill Copy Share Image
“made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg.” — Graham Parke Sound Like Copy Share Image
“I must’ve been stone-cold sexy this whole time without even realizing.” — Graham Parke Realizing Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of… — Graham Parke Fool Copy Share Image
“stating the cause of death to be completely natural and, if possible, even somewhat pleasant.” — Graham Parke Death Copy Share Image
“When I tried to give my half-eaten ice cream to another child, I ran into the first problem of the day.” — Graham Parke Children Copy Share Image
“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.” — Graham Parke Breakdown Copy Share Image
“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.” — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“Every once in a while you come across a novel that reminds you why you think you enjoy reading in the first… — Graham Parke Books Copy Share Image
“Then I wondered, briefly, where one might obtain a prosthetic Adam’s apple, and what its primary use would be.” — Graham Parke Prosthetic Copy Share Image
“What was wrong with people these days? Couldn’t a guy have a few beers to drown a personal problem without getting caught… — Graham Parke Drown Copy Share Image
“We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as… — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas… — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“Factor 40. It’s like rubber cement. It’ll take me a good twenty-five minutes to grind this stuff into her skin. I shudder… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
