“So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I was all, "Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a forty of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the sh*t now,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You first," Tommy said. They stood in the great room of their loft on either side of the futon, where the huge… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You suck, your momma sucks and your sister woulda sucked but, I didn't have 5 bucks! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have described as I will slap you so far into next week… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Oh so I'm invisible to you now? That's cool. I've always wanted to have a superpower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jody noticed that the kid was focused on the breasts, which were defying gravity, and apparently death itself, by standing there at… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit." -Tommy Ding, ding, ding," Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
