Funny Quote by christopher moore Download Open image ““Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped.”” — christopher moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“While I admitted I should have handled things differently, I wasn’t sorry I tried to help.” — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
“there was nothing I could have done to stop what happened. And that maybe it wasn’t all my fault.” — Penelope Ward Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help it, boss, he said. I tried to take it back but it was too late.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help it. I couldn’t be blamed. I was just a sorry little slut who couldn’t control her libido.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I didn’t tell the story to ask for help because I knew there was no help.” — China Miéville Copy Share Image
“It’s my fault too. For a long time, I wanted to be rescued, I realized that. But not anymore. You don’t have to protect… — Kim Edwards Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
