Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Use whatever you have in your hands because that is the only weapon that God gave you.” — Ludiah Copy Share Image
“I don’t believe there has ever been a more terrible weapon in this world than the word they. ” — Cebo Campbell Copy Share Image
“Christ as the Spirit and the word furnishes us with a sword as an offensive weapon to defeat and slay the enemy.” — Living Stream Ministry Copy Share Image
“Bless God, he went as soldiers, His musket on his breast— Grant God, he charge the bravest Of all the martial blest! Please God,… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
“If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.” — Cedric Nye Copy Share Image
“If you're in a life and death struggle, and I handed you a weapon, would you use it? God has handed you the most… — Matthew Akers Copy Share Image
“Many people make devices that can be used for good or evil. You cannot blame the blacksmith when the swords he crafts are used… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Use whatever you have in tour hands because that is the only weapon that God gave you.” — Ludiah Copy Share Image
“And like many a Christian before them, they completely forgot that the only sword-shaped weapon Jesus ever actually used was the one He died… — David James Duncan Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
