A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he… — Christopher Moore Deeds Copy Share Image
“So, like, the master needed a hand, if you know what I mean, so I was like, "Oh chill, it's a stress… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“Abby jumped into the Prius. Lily bundled the defibrillator into her friend’s lap, then jumped in the Prius’s back door behind her.… — Christopher Moore Friendship Copy Share Image
There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the… — Christopher Moore Ache Copy Share Image
San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a… — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
Turtles hate heights. They don't even like being a few feet off the ground. It's the main reason they have resisted evolution… — Christopher Moore Boogie Copy Share Image
“Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“When Charlie arrived home from his mother's funeral, he was met at the door by two very large very enthusiastic canines, who… — Christopher Moore Dog Copy Share Image
“I’m very insecure, actually, but I have found that if you roll up screaming like a madwoman, hair on fire, guns blazing,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in… — Christopher Moore Challenges Copy Share Image
“The image of a well-dressed older woman making on a goopish spoonful of artificial boon spooge was running across the lobes of… — Christopher Moore Older woman Copy Share Image
“If you're going to learn, you need to forget what you know.” — Christopher Moore Education Copy Share Image
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on - to be motivated by - temptation. If progress is a virtue then this… — Christopher Moore Adam and eve Copy Share Image
No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's… — Christopher Moore Amy Copy Share Image
Like most people, I woke up one day to find that everyone I knew was taking antidepressants, and since I wasn't, I… — Christopher Moore Cause Copy Share Image
He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own. — Christopher Moore Problem Copy Share Image
“Rescued me from the darkest heart of the forest, fought off brigands, pygmies, and a brace of tigers to bring me here.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“What is character, if not a man's measure of himself against his friends and enemies?” — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.... — Christopher Moore Guy Copy Share Image
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me. — Christopher Moore Eddie Copy Share Image
“Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another… — Christopher Moore African american Copy Share Image
