I don't give a toss about being remembered after my death. — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
“Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.” — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
“Well, you know, she was winded for a few minutes from kicking your ass, but she is just a little girl.” The” — Christopher Moore Girl Copy Share Image
The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity. — Christopher Moore Empty Copy Share Image
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him… — Christopher Moore Guy Copy Share Image
Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans! — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“You are my desire. Eating your luscious love thoughts My Junk Just Dropped Off” — Christopher Moore Desire Copy Share Image
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Everything in Venice is just a little bit creepy, as much as it's beautiful. — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore Breakfast Copy Share Image
In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life… — Christopher Moore Balls Copy Share Image
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and… — Christopher Moore Bells Copy Share Image
“We can build cities for the Romans.” “Actually, I was thinking about saving mankind.” “Forget that nonsense, Josh. Rocks, I tell you.” — Christopher Moore Romans Copy Share Image
“Jody screamed at him: a high, explosive, unintelligible expulsion of pure inhuman frustration--a Hendrix high note sampled and sung by a billion… — Christopher Moore Hendrix Copy Share Image
If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you… — Christopher Moore Baptists Copy Share Image
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. — Christopher Moore Be spontaneous Copy Share Image
It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but… — Christopher Moore Advice Copy Share Image
“but even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
“Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you.… — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“These dogs are not fighting." "Yes they are. Like the paintings we saw in the Louvre," said Lucien. "Gecko-Roman wrestling Father called… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed… — Christopher Moore Aunt Copy Share Image
“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho"… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ‘em. Really? Yeah. At… — Christopher Moore Parenting Copy Share Image
“Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.” — Christopher Moore Cynic Copy Share Image
“I know you're busy dating actresses and psychopaths.” — Christopher Moore Actresses Copy Share Image
![“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady." I nodded in agreement with the puppet, for he is most wise for having a brain of sawdust. Impudent!…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f88/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_i-ll-not-have-an-exchange-with-an-impude_1919885.jpg)
