Advice Quote by Christopher Moore
“Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you'd like to spend your watch looking for the box where your head is kept, resist the urge to wax ignorant on her naughty bits." -Pocket I don't know what that means, sir." -Yeoman Speak not of Regan's shaggacity, son" [...] -Pocket”
About This Quote
Source Novel: Pocket, unknown year
A humorous warning about over‑describing a noblewoman’s virtues while avoiding scandalous details.
In simple terms: Don’t over‑praise or gossip about a lady’s private matters.
Key Takeaway
Keep compliments modest and steer clear of gossip.
Themes
courtesy
humor
social etiquette
Mood
playful
ironic
Type
satirical
advice
When to use this quote
- courtship
- political intrigue
- social gatherings
Key Concepts
reputation management
courtly behavior
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you balance honesty with discretion?
- When is it appropriate to discuss private matters?
A Different Perspective
Over‑praise can seem insincere and invite suspicion.
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