“bet he was myrrh,” said Josh. “Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. My mother told… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go… — Christopher Moore Oh well Copy Share Image
“Astonishing, the level of complete bollocks a Venetian will buy for the promise of coin. Greed is a festering chancre on the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and… — Christopher Moore Bells Copy Share Image
“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there.… — Christopher Moore Buddhism Copy Share Image
I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others. — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Anus Copy Share Image
“Joshua, my memory of Maggie isn't about what happened the night before we left. I didn't go to see her thinking that… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
“Let me say right here, if I haven't made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator, perky Goth girl Abby Normal, from… — Christopher Moore Blog Copy Share Image
“Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore Ask for help Copy Share Image
I can't write a book like 'Lamb' or 'Fool' every year. It just takes too much research and craft. — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots.” — Christopher Moore Music Copy Share Image
The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel… — Christopher Moore Doors Copy Share Image
“No, inaction. Contemplation. Steadiness. Conservatism. A wall is the defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people… — Christopher Moore Meditation Copy Share Image
“Joshua grinned: “I think we’ll both do better than my cousin John and his ‘hold them underwater until they agree with you’… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool?… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse,… — Christopher Moore Bags Copy Share Image
“What are you working on?" Elizabeth asked. Nate could hear her tapping a pencil on her desk. She took notes during their… — Christopher Moore Humorous Copy Share Image
