Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Let's bat that nun out of the dog park!”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“i should take my dog for a walk now. i can only handle one bitch at a time” — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“drunk staggers out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in… — Various Copy Share Image
“Not in a dog’s age. Not since that Dorothy. And you and the others. Did Dorothy ever stop whimpering so? She’ll grow up to… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“nor the dog she carries in her arms. Your power over our band is now ended, and you will never see us again." Then… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
“Recognition hit Victoria like an unexpected encounter with a bat.” — Lynn Raye Harris Copy Share Image
“She had turned away and was watching a duck out on the lake. It was tucking into weeds, a thing I've never been able… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
