“Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God.” — Christopher Moore God Copy Share Image
I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all,… — Christopher Moore Beans Copy Share Image
They were told what they wanted and they believed it. They can only keep their dream alive by being with others like… — Christopher Moore Alive Copy Share Image
“He started skipping, but then caught himself and returned to deliberately pacing out his steps with his sheathed sword. People might ignore… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand… — Christopher Moore Bitter Copy Share Image
“They are the fallen gods. The new gods are producers, creators, doers. The new gods are the chinless techno-children who would rather… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“A centipede the size of a Pontiac had once lived in the bottom-right corner of the trunk but had long since moved… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do… — Christopher Moore Evidence Copy Share Image
“No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it’s… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred. — Christopher Moore Air Copy Share Image
“So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
I don't read reviews if I know in advance they're negative, because I can't have my confidence undermined when I'm writing. — Christopher Moore Advance Copy Share Image
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture. — Christopher Moore Cracks Copy Share Image
“if there’s anything missionaries do well, it’s seek out and destroy fun).” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Everyone thinks that it was the big strong caveman who got the girl, and for the most part, that may have been… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take… — Christopher Moore Hair Copy Share Image
“Jody screamed at him: a high, explosive, unintelligible expulsion of pure inhuman frustration--a Hendrix high note sampled and sung by a billion… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word. — Christopher Moore Coworker Copy Share Image
“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
