He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. — Christopher Moore Guy Copy Share Image
“How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be… — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again. — Christopher Moore Pain Copy Share Image
Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge. — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
“In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they… — Christopher Moore Tin man Copy Share Image
I really don't think of my work in terms of a genre. I think of it in terms of what I want… — Christopher Moore Cool Copy Share Image
“Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene. Cavuto waved to the… — Christopher Moore Bloodsucking-fiends Copy Share Image
“Leathery bar girls worked the charter booths at the harbor, smoking Basic 100s and talking in voices that sounded like 151 rum… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“not the end of the world, just darkness over everything," Charlie cheerfully said. "it gets dark - turn on a light.” — Christopher Moore Darkness Copy Share Image
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore Breakfast Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet. — Christopher Moore Demon Copy Share Image
“Look, you mad tart, I have a covenant with God, which is: I don't mention that he has stocked the world full… — Christopher Moore Covenant with god Copy Share Image
“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"… — Christopher Moore Ethics Copy Share Image
For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed… — Christopher Moore Aunt Copy Share Image
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore Intelligence Copy Share Image
My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate. — Christopher Moore Chocolate Copy Share Image
I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life… — Christopher Moore Bent Copy Share Image
Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live. — Christopher Moore Death Copy Share Image
It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future,… — Christopher Moore Dread Copy Share Image
