Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Forbidden fruit is always very intriguing...though never as tasty as one imagined it would be.” — Claudy Conn Copy Share Image
“There is far too much common nonsense, and not nearly enough uncommon sense about fruit.” — Mango Wodzak Copy Share Image
“I won't fatten them in cages, though. I won't ply them with poisoned fruit items. I won't change them into clockwork images or talking… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“With enough patience, Ray is learning, you become sort of invincible.” — A.D. Aliwat Copy Share Image
“Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.” — Michelle Marcos Copy Share Image
“You are not honored for the fruit you pick, but for the trees you plant.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“There's nothing wrong with you Ray, your only trouble is you never learned to get out to spots like this, you've let the world… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image