She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such… — Christopher Moore Baby Copy Share Image
Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or… — Christopher Moore Amazing things Copy Share Image
“Mr. Fresh sat down on the stool behind the counter and stared into the eyes of the cardboard cutout of Cher, hoping… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. — Christopher Moore Irony Copy Share Image
“A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. - Pokey” — Christopher Moore Education Copy Share Image
“But there was no gangrene or amputations like the doctors threatened, and we got a B, so I don’t see what all… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Splendid. I believe we've achieved a whole new level of doomed.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abençoados sejam os submissos, pois a eles diremos "Lindos meninos".” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy". — Christopher Moore Blessed Copy Share Image
“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going… — Christopher Moore Brother Copy Share Image
“I will not die for a long time." Joseph tugged at his gray beard. "My beard goes white, but there's a lot… — Christopher Moore Grown man Copy Share Image
“So I'm all, "Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you!" Doing a minor booty dance of ownage, perhaps, in retrospect, a bit prematurely.… — Christopher Moore Dance Copy Share Image
Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir… — Christopher Moore Bars Copy Share Image
“We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is… — Christopher Moore Inspirational Copy Share Image
“(Judah could never get the knack of being an adulteress. He’d stand there stiff as Lot’s wife. You can’t do that. An… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
As an author, you spend a lot of time by yourself in a room making clicky noises. It gets pretty insulated. You… — Christopher Moore Actually Copy Share Image
“Joshua could hear stirring inside of the stable master’s house and a voice calling for him to hold his horses, which is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My… — Christopher Moore Disney channel Copy Share Image
