I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it. — Christopher Moore British Copy Share Image
“Snake eyes!" the croupier said. "Lizard dick!" Coyote shouted back. This sent me to convulsions.” — Christopher Moore Coyote Shouted Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid of getting into a subject I don't know much about. — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! — Christopher Moore Hunters Copy Share Image
“You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.” — Christopher Moore Broken Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus,… — Christopher Moore Closed Copy Share Image
“He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Buddhism Copy Share Image
One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses. — Christopher Moore Circus Copy Share Image
All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that… — Christopher Moore Aspire Copy Share Image
I have that special sort of novelist body of knowledge which is extraordinarily wide and very, very shallow. So I can usually… — Christopher Moore Answer Copy Share Image
It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future,… — Christopher Moore Dread Copy Share Image
“It was a machine-gun orgasm, dark chocolate, spring water in the desert, a hallelujah chorus and the cavelry coming to the rescue… — Christopher Moore Dark chocolate Copy Share Image
“She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines,” said Simon. “Major hooters,” said Troy Lee. “Major-league hooters.”… — Christopher Moore Hooters Copy Share Image
I think beta males on an evolutionary basis are much more successful than the alpha males are. You don't hear much about… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
“For it is written that "if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant… — Christopher Moore Failure Copy Share Image
“he'd replace the window, but the kid was sleeping in his room from now until she was thirty and married to a… — Christopher Moore Married Copy Share Image
No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's… — Christopher Moore Amy Copy Share Image
“WARNING This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity… — Christopher Moore Fools Copy Share Image
“The Colorman slid off the morgue slab to the cold floor. Bullets pooped from his wounds and plopped on the stone as… — Christopher Moore Went Morgue Copy Share Image
“ 'Paint only what you see,' his hero Millet had admonished. 'Imagination is a burden to a painter,' Auguste Renoir had told… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“When it appeared that even the most passive-aggressive attempts would not work, Charlie resorted to the ultimate Beta Male Attack, which was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“ Christmas Amnesty. You can fall out of contact with a friend, fail to return calls, ignore e-mails, avoid eye contact at… — Christopher Moore Amnesty Copy Share Image
Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore Bad mood Copy Share Image
“People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most. Which is why we destroyed the world.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Privacy is a wonderful thing. Like love, privacy is most manifest in its absence.” — Christopher Moore Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. — Christopher Moore Black Copy Share Image
“in the blink of an eye my beauty becomes but a feast for worms, and I, a forgotten sigh in a sea… — Christopher Moore Beauty Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Truth Copy Share Image
“He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Absurdist Copy Share Image
“Othello, you must, with fearful vigor and utmost alacrity, marry this bitch.” — Christopher Moore Bitch Copy Share Image
Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word. — Christopher Moore Coworker Copy Share Image
“You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls around.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again. — Christopher Moore Pain Copy Share Image
“Where do you think this guy is leading us?' 'Probably somewhere to murder and kill us.' 'Yeah, at least one of those.” — Christopher Moore Probably Murder Copy Share Image
That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that. — Christopher Moore Chosen Copy Share Image
“What is character, if not a man's measure of himself against his friends and enemies?” — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Astronomy Copy Share Image
“killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Killer whales Copy Share Image
“I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
