“The measure of a man's power is the depth of his mercy.” — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity. — Christopher Moore Empty Copy Share Image
“but even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a… — Christopher Moore Awkward Copy Share Image
“Tommy, I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before. If you repeat it, I'll deny I said it. Five… — Christopher Moore Five years Copy Share Image
“Snake eyes!" the croupier said. "Lizard dick!" Coyote shouted back. This sent me to convulsions.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.” — Christopher Moore Country Copy Share Image
As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk — Christopher Moore Broken Copy Share Image
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee,… — Christopher Moore Arms Copy Share Image
“ Christmas Amnesty. You can fall out of contact with a friend, fail to return calls, ignore e-mails, avoid eye contact at… — Christopher Moore Chess game Copy Share Image
“Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
“Where do you think this guy is leading us?' 'Probably somewhere to murder and kill us.' 'Yeah, at least one of those.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“She was twentysix and pretty in a way that made men want to tuck her into flannel sheets and kiss her on… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“ 'Paint only what you see,' his hero Millet had admonished. 'Imagination is a burden to a painter,' Auguste Renoir had told… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.” — Christopher Moore Desire Copy Share Image
“[Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging] So I'm like, "Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we don't have time for… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“My name," said Mr. Fresh. "Pardon?" Charlie stopped tying himself up. "I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's… — Christopher Moore A-dirty-job Copy Share Image
“I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.” — Christopher Moore Light Copy Share Image
Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat. — Christopher Moore Cute Copy Share Image
“She was meaning and order and light, and now that she's gone, chaos falls like a dark leaden cloud.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
