When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator, perky Goth girl Abby Normal, from… — Christopher Moore Blog Copy Share Image
“Adeline had come to Christianity the same way she had come to sex and smoking:through peer pressure.Thinking about her six kids and… — Christopher Moore Christianity Copy Share Image
“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the… — Christopher Moore Ache Copy Share Image
“The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all,… — Christopher Moore Beans Copy Share Image
“There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a… — Christopher Moore Near death Copy Share Image
“I think this is a bodhi tree,” I said, “just like Buddha sat under! It’s so exciting. I’m feeling sort of enlightened… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
“They are the fallen gods. The new gods are producers, creators, doers. The new gods are the chinless techno-children who would rather… — Christopher Moore Gods Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Good thing Copy Share Image
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just… — Christopher Moore Arms Copy Share Image
“Drool has sprouted an erection. Let’s ask him what he’s thinking about. Had his way with a knotted oak on the way… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
“Ten salespeople, all young, all dressed in generic cotton casual, looked up from their conversations, spotted the money in her hand, and… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
“They are between. Not what they used to be, and not what they have become. In those times, they are nothing. And… — Christopher Moore Friendship Copy Share Image
We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said,… — Christopher Moore Buddha nature Copy Share Image
“The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien. 'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and… — Christopher Moore Artist Copy Share Image
“It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb.… — Christopher Moore Feel Copy Share Image
“It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the… — Christopher Moore Cursed Copy Share Image
What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do… — Christopher Moore Hail Copy Share Image
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the… — Christopher Moore I want you Copy Share Image
“you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key—and this is very relevant in our case—is to… — Christopher Moore Insanity Copy Share Image
“Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
“Joshua grinned: “I think we’ll both do better than my cousin John and his ‘hold them underwater until they agree with you’… — Christopher Moore Joshua Copy Share Image
Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir… — Christopher Moore Bars Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder to look at the forty-foot cabin cruiser where Captain Tarwater posed on the bow looking like an… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Mr. Fresh sat down on the stool behind the counter and stared into the eyes of the cardboard cutout of Cher, hoping… — Christopher Moore Mr Fresh Copy Share Image
They were told what they wanted and they believed it. They can only keep their dream alive by being with others like… — Christopher Moore Alive Copy Share Image
“I’m very insecure, actually, but I have found that if you roll up screaming like a madwoman, hair on fire, guns blazing,… — Christopher Moore Insecure Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Asking Copy Share Image
“If you come to a river and find a boat at the edge, you will use that boat and it will serve… — Christopher Moore Boat Copy Share Image
“We looked not at each other, and neither at the ground, but at a place in space a few feet from our… — Christopher Moore Looked Copy Share Image
“FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My… — Christopher Moore Disney channel Copy Share Image
“Foo shuddered. It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really. ("Would you like fries with… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick… — Christopher Moore Blood Copy Share Image
One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people… — Christopher Moore Attract Copy Share Image
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