Humor Quote by Christopher Moore

“He wasn't here to satisfy my idle curiosities. And it held its own fascinations: a man who talked like an innocent and fucked like…

— Alexis Hall

“Without virtue, man is most unholy and savage, and worst in regard to sex and eating.”

— Aristotle

“He wasn't a gentleman and there was no telling what men would do when they weren't gentlemen. There was no standard to judge them…

— Margaret Mitchell

“Even a highwayman, in the way of trade, may blow out your brains, but if he uses foul language at the same time, I…

— William Hazlitt

“I presume that RATIONAL men will excuse me for endeavouring to persuade them to become more masculine and respectable.”

— Mary Wollstonecraft

“My kinky, foul-mouthed romantic gentleman lover.”

— Raine Miller

“Kings and philosophers shit—and so do ladies.”

— Michel de Montaigne

“He said, men are vile. I said, the vilest thing about them is that they can say that with a smile on their faces.”

— John Fowles

“What d'you suppose I care if I'm a gentleman or not? If I were a gentleman I shouldn't waste my time with a vulgar…

— W. Somerset Maugham

“Yes, especially if the lady is intelligent. I have never been one to tolerate fools, regardless of their sex, so it follows I also…

— Angela Quarles

“I said his line of thought - referring to the philosopher, because this is also a story of men.”

— Jostein Gaarder

“It is a fine thing when a man who thoroughly understands a subject is unwilling to open his mouth.”

— Yoshida Kenkō