Quote by Christopher Moore

“When you are the only laowai in a village of 10,000 Chinese martial artists and you've sat through several dozen films where a white…

— Matthew Polly

“China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up.…

— Hidekaz Himaruya

“You can't say this, you can't say that, how am I supposed to interact in China?”

— BBC World News journalist

“I'd fake the part for a second to infiltrate, gather intelligence, and then ditch it, laughing on my way back to the outside. That's…

— Eddie Huang

“Obviously, the kind that belongs to him.” Hua Cheng reached out and lifted Xie Lian’s chin. “His temper is certainly nice, but my temper…

— Anonymous

“<...> when a Chinese wished you ill, he would tell you, “May you live in interesting times.”

— Jennifer Donnelly

“I remember when Deng said, ‘It doesn’t matter if the cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.’ To which Mao…

— Tom Clancy

“Suddenly there appeared a general, with a small following, who cried out, “Cai Mao and Zhang Yun are two traitors. The princely Liu Bei…

— Luo Guanzhong

“No amount of takeout Chinese food or politeness ought to make me forget exactly who and what I am dealing with.”

— Holly Black

“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”

— Jesse Petersen

“Chinese people do business, do medicine, do painting. Not lazy like American people. We do torture. Best torture.”

— Amy Tan

“Want to get Chinese?" "I though you cooked." "Like I know how." "That's my girl.”

— Susan Mallery