Humor Quote by Christopher Moore

“They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.”

— Christopher Moore

“On her very first day, when she politely raised questions about Bernie’s health care plan—she has a master’s degree in public health and a…

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“Politics is the 2'nd oldest Profession. The one you get what we paid for. And the other one WE GET SCREWED!”

— Ron Rinna

“And for the glorious honor of being bitched at constantly and the esteemed title of Claims Investigator, he’d given up five years of his…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Interns are like not-cut diamonds; They have flaws, some of them are totally worthless, but once you cut them well, they can become something…

— Barney Baszuro

“Well who can truly understand politics any more, ever since they all went professional it's all sort of blurred with the entertainments industry.”

— Steve Merrick

“There was always a dim chance that the job could lead to employment on a real magazine, which might be fun; besides, college had…

— Richard Yates

“politics is show business for the ugly?”

— James Browning

“You cannot get them to talk of politics so long as they are well employed,”

— Robert L. Heilbroner

In one of his puckish moods Saul talked the president of a university into letting him anonymously take an examination being administered to candidates…

— Nicholas von Hoffman

“Kids, don’t trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision”

— Juan Antonio Butler