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“Ten salespeople, all young, all dressed in generic cotton casual, looked up from their conversations, spotted the money in her hand, and simultaneously stopped breathing-their brains shutting down bodily functions and rerouting the needed energy to calculate the projected commissions contained in…” quote by Christopher Moore
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““Ten salespeople, all young, all dressed in generic cotton casual, looked up from their conversations, spotted the money in her hand, and simultaneously stopped breathing-their brains shutting down bodily functions and rerouting the needed energy to calculate the projected commissions contained in Jody's cash. One by one they resumed breathing and marched toward her, a look of dazed hunger in their eyes: a pack of zombies from the perky, youthful version of The Night of the Living Dead. "I wear a size four and I've got a date in fifteen minutes," Jody said. "Dress me." They descended on her like an evil khaki wave.””

Christopher Moore

About This Quote

Source Novel: Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore, 1995

The passage sat salespeople as mindless, driven by greed, likening them to zombies.

In simple terms: Salespeople become obsessed with money.

Key Takeaway

Beware of greed’s dehumanizing effect.

Themes

greed materialism humanity

Mood

cynical humorous

Type

satire observation

When to use this quote

  • corporate sales
  • high‑pressure negotiations
  • marketing meetings

Key Concepts

consumerism psychology masochism

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does greed change behavior?
  • Can profit be pursued ethically?
A Different Perspective

The metaphor may exaggerate for humor.

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