I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take… — Christopher Moore Hair Copy Share Image
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare… — Christopher Moore Dropping Copy Share Image
Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge… — Christopher Moore Acknowledge Copy Share Image
“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in… — Christopher Moore Clock Copy Share Image
You know, a vampire book is not a book to be the vehicle for big themes and stuff, where sometimes when you're… — Christopher Moore Ambitious Copy Share Image
I really don't think of my work in terms of a genre. I think of it in terms of what I want… — Christopher Moore Cool Copy Share Image
Like most people, I woke up one day to find that everyone I knew was taking antidepressants, and since I wasn't, I… — Christopher Moore Antidepressants Copy Share Image
The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel… — Christopher Moore Doors Copy Share Image
“When Charlie arrived home from his mother's funeral, he was met at the door by two very large very enthusiastic canines, who… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore Ask for help Copy Share Image
“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there.… — Christopher Moore Buddhism Copy Share Image
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly,… — Christopher Moore Agendas Copy Share Image
“An embrace from him left scratches on my back that sometimes wept blood, yet my brothers and I fought to be the… — Christopher Moore Crying Copy Share Image
“Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on - to be motivated by - temptation. If progress is a virtue then this… — Christopher Moore Adam and eve Copy Share Image
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee,… — Christopher Moore Arms Copy Share Image
“Let me say right here, if I haven't made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it… — Christopher Moore Demonic Copy Share Image
“And I’m all, “Do you want to get coffee? I have a bag of blood and ten thousand dollars in my messenger.”… — Christopher Moore Coffee Copy Share Image
Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool?… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“With influence comes power, with power, abuse. Jakan was only the son of a Pharisee. He was only two years older than… — Christopher Moore Joshua Copy Share Image
“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead.' Then she called him a name in a dead language that translated, roughly,… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he… — Christopher Moore Deeds Copy Share Image
The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could… — Christopher Moore Bans Copy Share Image
“I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
“Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I… — Christopher Moore Blue Copy Share Image
“He met his day in the shower, washing his hair with shampoo that was guaranteed to have never been put in a… — Christopher Moore Family farm Copy Share Image
“Joshua and I tried to engage Joy in conversation several times during the journey to Kabul, but she was cranky and abrupt… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
Tommy moved on. "Lash, your people have been oppressed for hundreds of years. It's time to strike back. Look, you don't have… — Christopher Moore Brown Copy Share Image
“Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“How do you know, when you think blue — when you say blue — that you are talking about the same blue as anyone… — Christopher Moore Blue Copy Share Image
“Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go… — Christopher Moore Lion Copy Share Image
...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
“Joshua, my memory of Maggie isn't about what happened the night before we left. I didn't go to see her thinking that… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Turtles hate heights. They don't even like being a few feet off the ground. It's the main reason they have resisted evolution… — Christopher Moore Boogie Copy Share Image
![“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there. You simply needed the word for it. Some need Kali and Shiva to destroy the world so they may see past the illusion to divinity in them, others need Krishna to drive…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/690/christopher-moore-353_buddhism_you-re-right-joshua-i-have-taught-you-no_314308.jpg)
![“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way." -The…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1d9/christopher-moore-353_bite-me_i-am-a-romance-slut-and-there-s-nothing_2404580.jpg)
![“Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of Prague. The price war was on [...] The Retail Pope would offer cheesy bacon toppings on the Host with communion and the Discount Pope would counter with topless…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/80e/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_soon-a-whole-guild-of-low-priced-shrine_346750.jpg)
