Hilarious Quote by Christopher Moore

“Eve hugged him and whispered in his ear, "Careful. I'm fatal." He needed to remember that warning. He whispered back, holding her hair so…

— Debra Anastasia

“ Can't nothing bother me when I got my hands in the dirt , he said. Like I'm talking to God with my fingers .”

— Jesmyn Ward

“Sometimes we make good choices. Sometimes we make bad ones, but we are not defined by our mistakes.” Her steady gaze, so much like…

— Anonymous

“You can stick your questions up your ass.” He slammed his tail in front of her. “I don’t think I heard you, little witch.”…

— G.A. Aiken

“Oh wait, I already fell.' He touched the tip of my nose with his finger. 'For you”

— Jennifer Echols

“Go back to what you know,” she said. “I don’t know anything,” he said. “You know me,” she said. He looked at her, his…

— Lauren Groff

“Must've been some lay for her to be so bent out of shape over it." "I couldn't say," he muttered. "I don't remember." "Were…

— Sylvia Day

“I wanted to gather myself together, grab him and yell, “Yes please, for the love of God rub some cream on my ass!” but…

— Jaimie Roberts

“Ow! Shit!" She yelped, dropping the wand on the floor and clapping her hand over her eye, the one into which she'd just smooshed…

— Kendra Leigh Castle

“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing,…

— Susan Andersen

“I know,” I say, slapping the ash off my palm. The words rush from my mouth before she says them. It’s easier to hear…

— Shaun David Hutchinson

“I sigh into her and give up the fight. My fingers thread through her hair, pulling her closer, knowing I'll never get enough of…

— Stacey Jay