Funny Quote by Fanny Merkin Download Open image ““Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.”” — Fanny Merkin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Finger Nose Funny Humor Miss Miss Steal Nose Miss Steal
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“Everyone's got their hands out waitin' for you to take one. You gotta learn when to take someone's hand before you fall.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“If I take a finger and touch you, you won't even know you've been tapped. If I take two fingers, you will know that… — Dorothy Height Copy Share Image
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“When you point a finger at someone, always remember that three fingers are pointing back at you.” — Adrian J. Slywotzky Copy Share Image
“It’s not stealing if I didn’t know it was in anybody’s possession, and I didn’t know I had it. It’s merely inadvertent taking. (I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I didn’t steal it—I swear! Oh, as if things never fall into your pocket!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I stroke a finger over my own top button, undo it, then let my hand drop with an exaggerated sigh. "It's not quite the… — Kate Tough Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee sometimes, but Starbucks’ coffee tastes like burnt ass,” I say. “Actually, it tastes nothing like burnt ass, Anna.” “And how would… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“My god, Anna,” he says. “I almost lost you.” He has me in his powerful grip. I’ve never felt this safe before. “Never let… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“I stare at her blankly. We don't have elevators in Portland. "This is my first elevator ride. How do they work exactly?” — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“Soon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our mothers by… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria's Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren't pink though - they're… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“Are you ready for my love gun?” he says. Uh-oh. “What’s a love gun? Is that a sex toy?” “No,” he says. “I’m talking… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“An attractive blonde behind the receptionist's desk smiles at me as I walk in. I assume she’s the receptionist, because I can’t think of… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“Here’s the aisle with tape.” “Thank you, Miss Steal,” he says. He picks up the most expensive brand, which runs $3.99 a roll. This… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
