Funny Quote by Fanny Merkin

“Here’s the aisle with tape.” “Thank you, Miss Steal,” he says. He picks up the most expensive brand, which runs $3.99 a roll. This…

— Fanny Merkin

That Awkward Moment When You Put Finger In Your Nose and Notice Someone Is Watching You!

— Anonymous

“You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's…

— Christopher Moore

“Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults…

— Will Advise

“The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato soup spilling onto the sidewalk had no right to…

— Jarod Kintz

“You give a guy a license to steal, you've got to expect him to use it.”

— Bruce Sterling

“Life doesn’t make sense. It’s against the law for somebody to steal your bike but apparently it doesn’t matter if somebody tries to steal…

— Allan Stratton

I think I probably have the philosophy of a poor man. You know, like maybe I'd steal the pennies off a dead man's eyes.

— John Cassavetes

Only two kinds of people exit in this world, those who steal and those who are stolen from.

— Ciel Phantomhive

I looked at Randy White... I looked at Klecko. I looked at Gino Marchetti. I looked at a lot of players. Bob Lilly. There…

— Howie Long

“Don't put your life in someone's hands They bound to steal it away Don't hide your mistakes 'Cause they'll find you, burn you”

— Three Days Grace

Every now and then we could steal somebody else's stuff.

— Al Kooper