Quote by Fanny Merkin Download Open image ““Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant.”” — Fanny Merkin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I’d been to only one Walmart in my life before this and I was shocked at how ugly it was, even by American standards.… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“They shop at Dollar Tree because they don’t want to get dressed up for Walmart.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“-Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart. Amanda lifted up her pink sunglasses to gape at the old guy in the requisite blue vest. - Ohmigod, it's… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Nothing good ever happens at lunch. The cafeteria is a giant sound stage where they film daily segments of Teenage Humiliation Rituals. And it… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“No one pressured me, especially famous people who thought their farts should be bottled into a custom-made perfume.” — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“I’ve never been much of a fancy smelling product guy, but this woman can drip me in chocolate and roll me in sugar and… — Scarlet Hope Copy Share Image
“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Strangers complained about the stench, but the locals liked to brag that it was the sweet smell of money.” — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee sometimes, but Starbucks’ coffee tastes like burnt ass,” I say. “Actually, it tastes nothing like burnt ass, Anna.” “And how would… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“My god, Anna,” he says. “I almost lost you.” He has me in his powerful grip. I’ve never felt this safe before. “Never let… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“I stare at her blankly. We don't have elevators in Portland. "This is my first elevator ride. How do they work exactly?” — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“Soon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our mothers by… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria's Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren't pink though - they're… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“Are you ready for my love gun?” he says. Uh-oh. “What’s a love gun? Is that a sex toy?” “No,” he says. “I’m talking… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“An attractive blonde behind the receptionist's desk smiles at me as I walk in. I assume she’s the receptionist, because I can’t think of… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“Here’s the aisle with tape.” “Thank you, Miss Steal,” he says. He picks up the most expensive brand, which runs $3.99 a roll. This… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades messed up. Why is it so kinky and out… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
