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Arms Quote by Christopher Moore

“And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a…” quote by Christopher Moore
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“And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?”

Christopher Moore

About This Quote

Source Novel: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood, 2002

A violent, hyperbolic threat is used to protect a loved one, showing extreme loyalty and fear of loss.

In simple terms: Protecting loved ones can lead to extreme, irrational vows.

Key Takeaway

Guard what you love fiercely.

Themes

loyalty violence protectiveness family fear

Mood

intense menacing dramatic

Type

warning dramatic hyperbolic

When to use this quote

  • family disputes
  • protective instincts
  • revenge fantasies

Key Concepts

extreme loyalty hyperbole family bonds

Questions to Reflect On

  • What would you truly do to protect a loved one?
  • When does protection become cruelty?
A Different Perspective

The threat is unrealistic and may incite real violence.

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