“He met his day in the shower, washing his hair with shampoo that was guaranteed to have never been put in a… — Christopher Moore Family farm Copy Share Image
Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I… — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“Joshua and I tried to engage Joy in conversation several times during the journey to Kabul, but she was cranky and abrupt… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
Tommy moved on. "Lash, your people have been oppressed for hundreds of years. It's time to strike back. Look, you don't have… — Christopher Moore Brown Copy Share Image
“Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“How do you know, when you think blue — when you say blue — that you are talking about the same blue as anyone… — Christopher Moore Blue Copy Share Image
“Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go… — Christopher Moore Lion Copy Share Image
...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
“Joshua, my memory of Maggie isn't about what happened the night before we left. I didn't go to see her thinking that… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Turtles hate heights. They don't even like being a few feet off the ground. It's the main reason they have resisted evolution… — Christopher Moore Boogie Copy Share Image
“Torah! Torah! Torah!" - THE WAR CRY OF THE KAMIKAZE RABBIS.” — Christopher Moore Kamikaze Copy Share Image
“I want to be Moses.” “You can’t.” “Why not?” “I have the stick.” “Oh.” — Christopher Moore Moses Copy Share Image
“I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.” — Christopher Moore Myrrh Copy Share Image
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room. — Christopher Moore Boring Copy Share Image
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics? — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture. — Christopher Moore Affordable Copy Share Image
“Have you never met anyone who works in a record store? There is no greater repository of unjustified arrogance in the world.” — Christopher Moore Record store Copy Share Image
“She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for a study day last week to kill an Arab on the beach.” — Christopher Moore Education Copy Share Image
“Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug. —GERARD RYDER” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Body Copy Share Image
“If it be not destiny, then surely there is plausible deniability, which in the parlance of politics is the same thing.” — Christopher Moore Plausible Copy Share Image
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the… — Christopher Moore Flower Copy Share Image
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.” — Christopher Moore Frightening Copy Share Image
The only thing that matters to me about my stories is that they're entertaining and they're funny. And I tend to get… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down… — Christopher Moore Bird Copy Share Image
“In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t… — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
“So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more… — Christopher Moore Know Little Copy Share Image
![“[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4f5/christopher-moore-353_bird_in-reference-to-turkey-bowling-he-tommy_3207094.jpg)
