She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species. — Christopher Moore Aliens Copy Share Image
“Fine, fuck it," Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts bounced nicely, breading themselves with a light coating… — Christopher Moore Cell phone Copy Share Image
“The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho"… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“But Nestlé’s Crunch is a fine choice,” said Sam, trying to buy time, and keep the guy from going off on him.… — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“He really wanted to remain angry, but somehow he had come to believe that women were wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures who… — Christopher Moore Respect Copy Share Image
“Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, "not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! — Christopher Moore Hunters Copy Share Image
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“That's it, said Cavuto. You're too much of a nerd to be gay. I'm contacting the committee. They'll revoke your rainbow flag… — Christopher Moore Rainbows Copy Share Image
“Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead.' Then she called him a name in a dead language that translated, roughly,… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
Everything in Venice is just a little bit creepy, as much as it's beautiful. — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder to look at the forty-foot cabin cruiser where Captain Tarwater posed on the bow looking like an… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Chance Copy Share Image
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Killer whales Copy Share Image
Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard… — Christopher Moore Archer Copy Share Image
“You must find a place on a woman's body and live there. In the dark, the noise far away, Sam ran his… — Christopher Moore Another life Copy Share Image
“Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
Little-boy love...the cleanest pain I've ever known. Love without desire, conditions, or limits - a pure and radiant glow in the heart… — Christopher Moore Bottles Copy Share Image
