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Lion Quote by Christopher Moore

“Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go with the flock to keep an abomination from happening. I can spot an abomination from fifty paces.” Maggie smiled. “And did you prevent any abominations?” “Oh yes, I kept all of the…” quote by Christopher Moore
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““Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go with the flock to keep an abomination from happening. I can spot an abomination from fifty paces.” Maggie smiled. “And did you prevent any abominations?” “Oh yes, I kept all of the abominations at bay while Kaliel played with his favorite sheep behind the bushes.” “Biff,” Joshua said gravely, “that was the abomination you were supposed to prevent.” “It was?” “Yes.” “Whoops.””

Christopher Moore

About This Quote

Source Novel: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood, 2002

A shepherd’s duty is to protect the flock, but sometimes the protectors become the threat.

In simple terms: Guardians can become the danger they guard against.

Key Takeaway

Stay vigilant about your own actions.

Themes

responsibility trust danger

Mood

wry thoughtful

Type

satire parody

When to use this quote

  • leadership
  • childcare
  • community safety
  • personal relationships

Key Concepts

ethics self‑awareness

Questions to Reflect On

  • Who might be the hidden threat in your role?
  • How can you ensure you protect rather than harm?
A Different Perspective

The story is satirical; not literal.

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