Bite me Quote by Christopher Moore

“Abby did a little happy dance before jogging down the hall to the bedroom. The corners of my mouth turned up. What other woman…

— Jamie McGuire

“He sure as hell hadn’t expected to walk into the middle of a standoff between a big bruiser and a short redhead who prepared…

— Katherine McIntyre

“When I was but a young pup...there was a woman I met, under the stars, who let me play with her bubbies, and she…

— Neil Gaiman

“I sprinted down the alley, not fast enough to avoid the cold water rolling down my back, with a childlike shriek. I caught his…

— Veronica Roth

“My Date was waiting for me at the kitchen door, ears perked, tail wagging and bits of wicker clinging to his nose and mouth"…

— Sammi Carter

“Abby was ass up, her arms dangling behind me. Abby moaned, and then her body lurched. The awful groan/growl that always accompanied vomit preceded…

— Jamie McGuire

“I got the recurring itch to hunt for a dirty scene.  I found myself in a swank hotel bar, a Westin or someplace like…

— kimber nilsson

“I actually got so drunk I wrapped myself around the toilet bowl of the Scollay Square Cafe and got pissed and puked on all…

— Jack Kerouac

Yo! Cam!” Beer Guy jumped off the porch and jogged down the sidewalk, passing me a quick look. “What you up to, man?” Saved…

— J. Lynn

“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh,…

— Christopher Moore

“My pulse sped up at the thought of him and Becca wet and nearly naked. "Nothing happened beyond a bit of soaking." He tilted…

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“Brin tilted his head. 'For a moment I thought you were a dirty little tramp like the rest of us, but then you go…

— Lisa Henry