Bite me Quote by Christopher Moore
![“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way." -The…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1d9/christopher-moore-353_bite-me_i-am-a-romance-slut-and-there-s-nothing_2404580.jpg)
““[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way." -The Chronicles of Abby Normal””
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Chronicles of Abby Normal, 2005
The narrator humorously admits an uncontrollable attraction to romance, feeling intellectually diminished by it.
In simple terms: Romance overwhelms me.
Key Takeaway
Accept your passions.
Themes
humor
romance
self‑awareness
Mood
playful
self‑deprecating
Type
satirical
humorous
When to use this quote
- dating
- creative writing
- media consumption
- self‑acceptance
Key Concepts
psychology
cultural critique
Questions to Reflect On
- Do you let romance dictate your actions?
- How can you balance love and self‑respect?
A Different Perspective
Romantic obsession may hinder personal agency.
![“[Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging] So I'm like, "Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we don't have time for your bonery right now." --The Chronicles of Abby Normal” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fc4/christopher-moore-353_bite-me_abby-to-tommy-and-jody-who-are-hugging-s_1275219.jpg)
![“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one. --The Chronicles of Abby Normal” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6fb/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_in-regards-to-the-asian-guy-he-was-so-cu_3012867.jpg)
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