“la Ruta de la Seda, que no estaba hecha de seda y que, en realidad, no era sino un sendero estrecho que… — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
“Shylock repointed his twitching, accusatory digit at his daughter. “You do not say such things in my house. You—you—you—you—” “Run along, love,… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
“The woman raised her voice. "I said, what are you doing?" Tommy kept typing and looked up. "Pardon me, I was ignoring… — Christopher Moore Gaze Copy Share Image
“no somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.” — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life. — Christopher Moore Cheese Copy Share Image
“I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I'm not bendy, not because I'm not spiritual.” — Christopher Moore Spiritual Copy Share Image
“Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“And then I see that the old vampyre is charred like Wile E. Coyote after a bad rocket shoes test.” — Christopher Moore Charred Copy Share Image
“No. Trust me, you have to leave me now so you won't later. I'll see you again.” — Christopher Moore Later Copy Share Image
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“Funny how the illusion of safety can make us careless.” — Christopher Moore Careless Copy Share Image
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt — Christopher Moore Guilt Copy Share Image
“It's easier to keep a secret if people think you're crazy” — Christopher Moore Secret Copy Share Image
“Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.” — Christopher Moore Animals Copy Share Image
“True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made… — Christopher Moore Drunk Copy Share Image
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest… — Christopher Moore Earnest Copy Share Image
“My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit." -Tommy Ding, ding, ding," Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“I try to stick to one, single rule, “If you don’t have anything to say, shut the fuck up.” I think that’s… — Christopher Moore Bible Copy Share Image
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“But I have known many women--many women indeed, and it is in their nature to confound us, Othello. They are all by… — Christopher Moore Feminism Copy Share Image
“down bummer," Charlie said. "just chill." he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.” — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft… — Christopher Moore Air Copy Share Image
I kind of dislike 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' but most of Hemingway in general, mainly because his stylistic shenanigans ruined so… — Christopher Moore Added Copy Share Image
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be… — Christopher Moore Baby Copy Share Image
“You see," I explained to Joshua, "what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the difference between irony… — Christopher Moore Difference Irony Copy Share Image
I just finished a novel called 'Exult,' by Joe Quirk, last night. It's about hang gliding. I liked his first book, too,… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
“(I bring food and drink to the guards when they are on post during feasts. I believe it is written in the… — Christopher Moore Feasts Copy Share Image
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished,… — Christopher Moore Motion picture Copy Share Image
“Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.” — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
“It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
“No." Tommy turned and headed toward the door. As he reached it he turned and said, "I'm not fucked." The Sartre reader… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women. — Christopher Moore Attraction Copy Share Image
“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age." "I thought you liked redheads." "I do. What's your… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?” — Christopher Moore Bloody Copy Share Image
