Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want… — Christopher Moore Calling Copy Share Image
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. — Christopher Moore Irritating Copy Share Image
“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.” — Christopher Moore Best friend Copy Share Image
One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses. — Christopher Moore Circus Copy Share Image
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong. — Christopher Moore Agree Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Asking Copy Share Image
“You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.” — Christopher Moore Broken love Copy Share Image
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers,… — Christopher Moore Ability Copy Share Image
“Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid?" said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung… — Christopher Moore Consonants Copy Share Image
Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It… — Christopher Moore Clothes Copy Share Image
“Nate had been born and raised in British Columbia, and Canadians hate, above all things, to offend. It was part of the… — Christopher Moore Born and raised Copy Share Image
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just… — Christopher Moore Arms Copy Share Image
Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore Bad mood Copy Share Image
“Well, it is written, two out of three ain’t bad.” “Where is that written?” “Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn’t matter, no one else… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop into a giant snail shell, the face retreats and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Tommy moved on. "Lash, your people have been oppressed for hundreds of years. It's time to strike back. Look, you don't have… — Christopher Moore Brown Copy Share Image
“She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines,” said Simon. “Major hooters,” said Troy Lee. “Major-league hooters.”… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The Holy Mother has many faces, but you know it's her from her blue cloak. She is said to be the spirit… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“He slowed to a walk. As he approached her he was surprised at just how pretty she was. She looked a little… — Christopher Moore Bitter taste Copy Share Image
“Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe.… — Christopher Moore Artists Copy Share Image
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty… — Christopher Moore Adamant Copy Share Image
“Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to… — Christopher Moore Fitness Copy Share Image
“Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“With influence comes power, with power, abuse. Jakan was only the son of a Pharisee. He was only two years older than… — Christopher Moore Thousand years Copy Share Image
