Fiction Quote by Christopher Moore

“I narrate the story but he dies off-stage between commercials. A washing machine ad later, we are dressed in our funereal best. We sniffle…

— Thomm Quackenbush

Andrew Lloyd Webber is one of those odd moth-like creatures who seem to combine extreme discomfort with the spotlight with an unstoppable compulsion to…

— Craig Brown

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably…

— Simon Munnery

“I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“What, everyone likes Kool-Aid. It’s a childhood staple.”

— Skye Warren

“Some day I must make a list of the reasons for which I have been thought mad and by whom: it would make such…

— Jane Fletcher Geniesse

“The bravest thing David Bowie ever did was to go on stage after Queen at Live Aid.”

— Stewart Stafford

If you've ever made up something on the spot and made somebody laugh, you can credit Jonathan Winters with inspiration.

— Rob Reiner

“And so a pattern develops: wake, work cry. sleep. I can't even escape him in my dreams. Gray burning eyes, his lost look, his…

— E.L. James

“I think tonight's the night I will hang Howard W. Campbell Jr., for crimes against himself... They say that a hanging man hears gorgeous…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“There were no violins or warning bells when I pulled the janitor’s theme off the top of the stack and set it before me,…

— Stephen King

“Repeated critic sounds like music classic. I prefer Mozard or Bethoven”

— Wuwun Wiati