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“Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.” quote by Simon Munnery — Download Open image

“Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.”

Simon Munnery

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Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

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If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut

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It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

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