Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably… — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
