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“If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut”

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All men are brothers. Hence war.

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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

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Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably…

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When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

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Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

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I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.

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Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

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Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

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Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

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Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

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It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

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I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

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I don't think I have made as much of my life as I should have. I should have written more books.

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There are great books in this world and great worlds in books.

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The purpose of this book is to supply, in the form suitable for laymen, guidance in the adoption and execution of an investment policy.

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