I do not wanna write a song like 'Coathanger' so Andrew Breitbart can rage against me on his web site. It's not… — Graham Parker Andrew Copy Share Image
If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would. — Graham Parker Funny Copy Share Image
I never learned music. I'm quite uneducated, and usually I sat in front of the TV, with soap operas on, in England.… — Graham Parker Done Copy Share Image
I started to work up in my old bedroom, playing, writing songs, and it somehow came to me that I could introduce… — Graham Parker Bedroom Copy Share Image
When the mighty chains of darkness had me on the ropes, everyone said quit now, that's when I found hope. — Graham Parker Chains Copy Share Image
I went to Morocco, joined a band called Pegasus, ran out of money, went to Gibraltar and worked on the docks, writing… — Graham Parker Band Copy Share Image
My dad isn't sure how I make a living because I'm not in the newspapers or on music shows any more. The… — Graham Parker Audience Copy Share Image
My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. — Graham Parker Apocalypse Copy Share Image
In the early days, I had very little idea about arrangements, and I wrote songs a little flat, as it were, just… — Graham Parker Acoustic guitar Copy Share Image
Some people are in charge of pens who shouldn't be in charge of brooms. — Graham Parker Brooms Copy Share Image
When I was a kid in the mid-'60s, I was what's known as a moddie boy, a prototype skinhead. You all had… — Graham Parker Boys Copy Share Image
Mostly I've never let record companies become involved with my music, which was a very smart thing that my first manager Dave… — Graham Parker Company Copy Share Image
