Funny Quote by Graham Parker Download Open image “If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.” — Graham Parker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny If i could Ifs Inspirational Love Smoke Smoking
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
You won't go the hell for smoking, you'll just smell like you've been there. — Ray Emery Copy Share Image
I do not wanna write a song like 'Coathanger' so Andrew Breitbart can rage against me on his web site. It's not my idea… — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
I never learned music. I'm quite uneducated, and usually I sat in front of the TV, with soap operas on, in England. It was… — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
I started to work up in my old bedroom, playing, writing songs, and it somehow came to me that I could introduce soul music.… — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
When the mighty chains of darkness had me on the ropes, everyone said quit now, that's when I found hope. — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
I went to Morocco, joined a band called Pegasus, ran out of money, went to Gibraltar and worked on the docks, writing songs about… — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
My dad isn't sure how I make a living because I'm not in the newspapers or on music shows any more. The world is… — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
In the early days, I had very little idea about arrangements, and I wrote songs a little flat, as it were, just on an… — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
Some people are in charge of pens who shouldn't be in charge of brooms. — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
When I was a kid in the mid-'60s, I was what's known as a moddie boy, a prototype skinhead. You all had your hair… — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
