Books Quote by Christopher Moore

“The door opposite me opens and Tom stumbles out, looking half-asleep. “What the fuck’s going on out here?” he yawns, stretching his arms over…

— Samantha Towle

“I smiled, trying to look harmless. “Don't do that. You'll freak everyone out,” he ordered. I dropped my smile. “Now you look like you…

— Patricia Lynne

“Aren't you worried I'll escape?" He reached out, grabbed her wrist and brought her hand to his crotch. Then he smiled. "No. I"m not…

— Sydney Croft

“Lucky and I traveled to the wall nearby. We followed it around the village until we came upon Tommy.  ”

— Steve the Noob

“Everybody is fucked up, and we’re all freaks in our own ways.”

— C.J. Roberts

“So I put my shoulder against the door, which was too little for me anyway, said a hearty fuck your mother to the element…

— Danielle Bennett

“Devi laughed, the sound bounced off the walls around us. The degenerates heard her. and their pulses tripped faster, triggering an increase in my…

— Rachel Vincent

“You are fucked up ... And still we are friends!?”

— Deyth Banger

“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely tuned predator.…

— Christopher Moore

“Well, that's one afternoon shot to hell,' I said. 'No,' said Shane. 'Other people are watching TV.”

— Brian Kimberling

“But the door …' Tom grinned. ‘Was only ever in your mind.”

— Chris Cleave

“I started showing them some of Tommy’s greatest acting hits. “Oh my God,” one of them said, laughing. “This is so terrible.” Another one,…

— Greg Sestero