“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime. — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or… — Christopher Moore Brother Copy Share Image
She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick… — Christopher Moore Blood Copy Share Image
“One Monday, just for sport, Charlie grabbed an eggplant that a spectacularly wizened granny was going for, but instead of twisting it… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not… — Christopher Moore Accidents Copy Share Image
Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of… — Christopher Moore Hawaiians Copy Share Image
“If you come to a river and find a boat at the edge, you will use that boat and it will serve… — Christopher Moore Philosophy Copy Share Image
“Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity.” — Christopher Moore The-stupidest-angel Copy Share Image
“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I… — Christopher Moore Holy ghost Copy Share Image
“(He reasoned: A well-formed bottom hanging in space is just a well-formed bottom, but you hook up a well-formed bottom to a… — Christopher Moore Space Copy Share Image
“Privacy is a wonderful thing. Like love, privacy is most manifest in its absence.” — Christopher Moore Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
I don't give a toss about being remembered after my death. — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
“You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.” — Christopher Moore Belief Copy Share Image
“We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet , the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes… — Christopher Moore Breakfast Copy Share Image
“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls around.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to… — Christopher Moore Every morning Copy Share Image
“You tell soldiers what they need to hear to go to war. Bitches need a mission, not a goal.” — Christopher Moore Goals Copy Share Image
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't… — Christopher Moore American music Copy Share Image
“I am not inclined to use hip-hop vernacular often, but there are times when, like French, it just better expresses the sentiment… — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
“I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
