... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be… — Christopher Moore Accurate Copy Share Image
She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a… — Christopher Moore Differences Copy Share Image
The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the… — Christopher Moore Bigs Copy Share Image
Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to… — Christopher Moore Break Copy Share Image
“Jody noticed that the kid was focused on the breasts, which were defying gravity, and apparently death itself, by standing there at… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“It’s as if Joshua springs forth full grown from the head of Zeus. (Okay, bad metaphor, but you know what I mean.)” — Christopher Moore Joshua Copy Share Image
Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown. — Christopher Moore Car Copy Share Image
. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss? — Christopher Moore Immortal Copy Share Image
...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some… — Christopher Moore Bad guy Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Because Copy Share Image
Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had… — Christopher Moore Checks Copy Share Image
He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed… — Christopher Moore Acknowledge Copy Share Image
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named… — Christopher Moore Angel Copy Share Image
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished,… — Christopher Moore Motion picture Copy Share Image
“And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry."… — Christopher Moore Funny Copy Share Image
“Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on—to be motivated by—temptation. If progress is a virtue then this is our greatest gift.… — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
“The fool's number is zero, but that's because he represents the infinite possibility of all things. He may become anything. See, he… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well… — Christopher Moore Frog Copy Share Image
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal… — Christopher Moore Bitches Copy Share Image
“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“She have to go pick up prescription, so I watch Sophie for short time. And tiny bears are happy when I go… — Christopher Moore A-dirty-job Copy Share Image
I was baptized Methodist, but I was mainly raised First Church of NFL, which is to say that my family, especially my… — Christopher Moore Attending Copy Share Image
“Crimson, made from the blood of Romanian virgins." "Really?" said Henri. his head was spinning and he had to lean on his… — Christopher Moore Crimson Copy Share Image
When you're telling stories, you are actually trying to illuminate some portion of the truth in an artful way. The story may… — Christopher Moore Actually Copy Share Image
“Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“Author's Warning If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it… — Christopher moore Book Copy Share Image
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“Oh, and a huge Federal Building that looked like it was being molested by a giant steel pterodactyl, but evidently that was… — Christopher Moore Building Looked Copy Share Image
![“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way." -The…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1d9/christopher-moore-353_bite-me_i-am-a-romance-slut-and-there-s-nothing_2404580.jpg)
