Immortal Quote by Christopher Moore

“I thought about how, at twenty-six, I shouldn’t have to floss yet, who wants to be bothered! I didn’t even have the energy left…

— Chrissi Sepe

“I encouraged my patients to floss. It was hard to do some days. They should have flossed. Flossing prevents periodontal disease and can extend…

— Joshua Ferris

When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.

— Scott Simon

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

“Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.”

— Gregor Collins

I like to floss so mama tell me be cautious. She know the cost, she tell me death ain't option.

— Tyga

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

Never floss a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

“For seventy years we have been brushing our teeth and yet they have not become clean, so is that thing for real or is…

— Dada Bhagwan

I do try to floss everyday cause it's obviously good for you and healthy.

— Nyjah Huston