“I have followed my penis into hell and returned with the story.” — Christopher Moore Hell Copy Share Image
Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions. — Christopher Moore Lows Copy Share Image
“did you just say 'gee whiz' to me? what am I, nine? I am a woman-” — Christopher Moore Woman Copy Share Image
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.” — Christopher Moore Frightening Copy Share Image
“So, I guess we’re going to kill this guy, she thought. Then she said, “How does Thursday look for you?” — Christopher Moore Kill Copy Share Image
“There's something out on the wing. Sir I can assure you that--Fuck, there's something out on the wing. Told you.” — Christopher Moore Told Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to be a horror story writer. My influences were horror writers, like Rich Matheson, Ray Bradbury and… — Christopher Moore Going Copy Share Image
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety. — Christopher Moore Charlie Copy Share Image
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their… — Christopher Moore Beats Copy Share Image
. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from… — Christopher Moore Beavers Copy Share Image
I've sort of made a reputation by high-stepping my way out of genre. As soon as somebody says, 'He does this,' I'm… — Christopher Moore Anymore Copy Share Image
“Creep we did, until we were just outside the halo of firelight. Three bent-backed hags were walking a slow circle around a… — Christopher Moore Double Double Toil And Trouble Copy Share Image
“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I… — Christopher Moore America Copy Share Image
“He preferred to not think of his mother as having hips. He preferred to not think of her as a woman at… — Christopher Moore Living things Copy Share Image
“The City of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency… — Christopher Moore Bay area Copy Share Image
“Growl, you live in a slime lair and maintain an identity as the mysterious overlord of an undersea city, you command a… — Christopher Moore Growl Copy Share Image
“A wall is a defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people of a country as much… — Christopher Moore Freedom Copy Share Image
From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has… — Christopher Moore Always Copy Share Image
“[Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“The woman raised her voice. "I said, what are you doing?" Tommy kept typing and looked up. "Pardon me, I was ignoring… — Christopher Moore Gaze Copy Share Image
Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I… — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“You think too much. Thinking will bring you nothing but suffering. Be simple.” — Christopher Moore Ruins Copy Share Image
“It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.” — Christopher Moore Bloodsucking-fiends Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Anus Copy Share Image
“*Okay, you make eating hos sound pretty. talk poetry to me, writer boy.*” — Christopher Moore Poetry Copy Share Image
The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody. — Christopher Moore Enjoyed Copy Share Image
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk — Christopher Moore Chocolate Copy Share Image
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid. — Christopher Moore Fear Copy Share Image
“no somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.” — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life. — Christopher Moore Cheese Copy Share Image
“I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I'm not bendy, not because I'm not spiritual.” — Christopher Moore Yoga Copy Share Image
“Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“And then I see that the old vampyre is charred like Wile E. Coyote after a bad rocket shoes test.” — Christopher Moore Charred Copy Share Image
“No. Trust me, you have to leave me now so you won't later. I'll see you again.” — Christopher Moore Later Copy Share Image
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and… — Christopher Moore Circles Copy Share Image
“I so adored her when she let her warrior queen armor fall, and came, silly and giggling, into my arms.” — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
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